I tried it with some Biblical characters.....
At lunchtimes, Jonah chooses the meat option.
Eve is a pleasant and cooperative pupil unless offered spare ribs for her school lunch. She enjoys her Science lessons, particularly the study of animal behaviour, although her recent project on reptiles had a rather limited focus and she found it difficult to take a more rounded view on the reptile she chose for particular study. Eve can tend to wander off on her own, necessitating an anxious search by her teachers, but she is a generous child, and will always share her break time fruit with other pupils.
Fran Hill is a humour writer and English teacher from the Midlands. She writes for TES, the weekly national publication for the teaching profession, and for other educational and faith-based publications. Her book 'Being Miss' is available from her website at www.franhill.co.uk and on Amazon Kindle and she is currently working on a second, featuring the same character. Fran's website will also tell you how you could commission a funny poem for a special occasion. She blogs regularly here